I’m watching this Bob Ross documentary: Happy Accidents, Betrayal & Greed. It never occurred to me that Bob Ross was basically a sex symbol for 55 year old ladies in 1989. I love Bob’s whisper voice; there’s no better program for putting me to sleep. But honestly I thought he was like a Mormon or something. I thought he was asexual. The man raised baby squirrels in his pocket for God’s sake. I’m a little grossed out that this calming presence I’ve fallen asleep to so many times was trying to seduce me.
How many women in their 70s had sex dreams about Bob Ross in the 90s? Old Bobbo beating the devil out of it.