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Hello again friends. I’m happy to bring you another Fantasy Football recap for the 9th season of the League of Pure Imagination. As commissioner, I could not ask for a better group of league members who always pay their dues, never try to fuck with the rules and never blow up my phone with some…
As we prepare for the 2024/2025 NFL Playoffs, it’s important to remember all the women NFL fans out there, as well as the gay and the bi-curious NFL fans. These football fans might be tuning in for different reasons. They might be focusing less on the effectiveness of the Tush Push and more on the…
I just realized that Like Mike is almost the exact same movie as Rookie of the Year
Can anybody in the know explain to me why every Home Depot or Lowe’s has a completely unique layout? Who decides which aisles go where? You would think for a store that’s so vast that it would be more efficient for everybody involved to keep a consistent setup. I’m going to assume that they actually…
Cake in ice cream is better than ice cream in cake
Wedding deejays who don’t play classic wedding songs are more in denial about their jobs than uber drivers who tell you that driving is only their “side gig.” Play shout, play Cupid shuffle, take requests, don’t play your shit. A good wedding DJ is like a good offensive tackle. We never hear your number called…
If you’re serving somebody at a nice restaurant and are asked for a menu recommendation, heed this advice. If you recommend the most expensive thing on the menu, it better be really delicious. It also better be significantly more delicious than other, more affordable options. Because as soon as you recommend the filet or some…
Here are the only exceptions that allow you to consider walking as exercise: You’re obese or disabled You’re over 70 It’s over 10 miles
That is all
I have a question about the little cut-out on toilet seats. Is that designed so men can pee with the seat down? Because that’s what I’ve always assumed it’s for. I don’t want to be angering the ladies. But it sure as hell looks like it’s there so that when your urine stream wanes, that…