Author: jschwers

Snow Shoveling

I don’t have any sociological demographics data to back up this theory, but there seems to be a strong correlation between age and frequency of shoveling snow. When snow season begins, there are homes that get shoveled perpetually, homes that get shoveled intermittently, and some homes that don’t get shoveled at all. I find the…

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Stress and vacation

I’ve been very stressed this year. Work feels very chaotic, my infant son is draining my free time and I’ve given up 80% of my personal time. I still keep a few hobbies to myself but my exercise, healthy eating and healthy sleeping habits are gone. I’m also not good at hiding my emotions, so…

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Frozen Breakfast Burritos

As my readers know, I enjoy the convenience of frozen meals. I also thoroughly enjoy the breakfast burrito, easily one of the greatest food items ever invented. But these two worlds have never successfully collided. Why is every store-bought frozen breakfast burrito I’ve ever eaten terrible? I’ve tried to buy the fancy brands, and while…

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Audio Books

I wish all audio books were narrated by the author, with an exception for professional narration contingent on the narrator being the only voice actor for all works by a given author. I hate hearing a familiar voice on a new book from an author I’ve never read, because it feels like the same author.